Not Calm Corduroy Hat
Saying “I’m fine” when you actually mean “I’m really not”? Meet your new hat.
Available in three colors and two styles, this hat is the perfect way to tell the world how you’re really doing (and look great at the same time).
Wear it on those days when you’re feeling tired, down, or just over it all.
Exclusive Offer: When you buy two or more hats, you’ll save up to $5 on each, making this the perfect time to snag one for yourself — and one for the friend(s) you text when everything feels like too much.
DETAILS
Khaki:
- Low profile
- Light weight
- 100% cotton corduroy
- Curved peak, six-panel cap
- Adjustable back tuck-and-slide closure
Olive:
- Mid-profile dad cap
- Unstructured
- 100% cotton corduroy
- Slightly curved bill
- Adjustable metal tri-glide closure
Eggshell:
- Low profile
- Light weight
- 100% cotton corduroy
- Curved peak, six-panel cap
- Adjustable back tuck-and-slide closure
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Caring for your hat is easy—spot clean only, do not bleach, do not tumble dry—but caring for yourself can be a little more complicated. As a general rule, remember to:
- Get good sleep
- Drink more water
- Move your body
- Stay connected to your people
- Take deep breaths
Most importantly, go easy on yourself. This [gestures wildly] is a lot.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Take a deep breath — standard shipping is free for all not calm hat orders. Orders will be fulfilled within 1-2 business days, and expedited shipping options are available for an additional fee. Shipping within the U.S. only (for now!).
If you’re not fully satisfied with your order, you can return the unwashed, unworn hat for a refund within 30 days of the purchase. Request a return authorization by reaching out to orders@calm.com.
Why a (not calm) hat?
One of the best things you can do for your mental health is be honest about how you’re feeling, but that isn’t always easy.
Enter: not calm hats — exclusive Calm merchandise that allows you to express yourself and make others feel less alone, too.
Whether it earns you an approving smile from a stranger or just puts a little spring in your step, the not calm hat is more than just an accessory.